More like one dumb bird I’d say, but I guess you must take into account that it has a brain the size of a peanut. It started last Saturday on June 7, 2008, at around 10:30 AM, where I suddenly started to hear thumps coming from my basement window, which is near where I work on my laptop. I decided to go check out what was making these thump noises and it turned out to be a bird, as surprising as it may seem.

The thing that even surprised me more was that it didn’t leave! It stayed there trying to get in through the window by flying into it and banging his beak on the window. I felt really bad for it so I went outside and scared it away countless times, but this curious little bird just didn’t want to leave; it came back, as I started to hear those same thumping noises coming from the window again. That’s it, I said. So I then taped a towel on the outside of the window because I thought maybe it was seeing its reflection or something. After around 30 minutes, I started to hear the thumping coming from my bedroom window, which is also downstairs and by my laptop, and it turns out to be that same little curious bird. I asked myself countless times; what the hell does it want?
It’s Tuesday June 10, 2008, and the bird still continues to thump and bang on my window. I don’t know what to do because I don’t feel that it’s necessary to cover up all my windows with towels or other objects that will completely cover the outside of the window. Speaking of window, I decided to name the bird Window because it’s been at it for a few days and I think Window is a suitable and corny name for it.
