More like one dumb bird I’d say but I guess you must take into consideration that it has a brain the size of a peanut. It started last Saturday on June 7, 2008 at around 10:30 AM, which is when I started hearing thumps coming from my basement window. I decided to go check it out and it turned out to be a fucking bird flying into the window repeatedly.
The thing that even surprised me more was that it didn’t fucking stop! It just stayed there trying to get in through that damn window by flying into it and banging his beak on it. I could have cared less but I guess I felt somewhat bad for it so I went outside and scared it away countless times, but this little dumb fucking bord just wouldn’t leave. I even taped a towel on the outside of the window because I thought maybe it was seeing reflection of itself or something. After around 30 minutes, I started hearing thumping noises coming from my bedroom window, which is also downstairs and it turns out to be the same bird. But seriously, what the hell is it thinking?
It’s Tuesday June 10, 2008 and the bird is still thumping and banging on my window. I don’t know what to do because I don’t feel that it’s necessary to cover up all my windows with towels. Speaking of window, I decided to name the bird Window because it’s been at it for like four fucking days. Dumb-ass-bird is also a suitable name.
